i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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