Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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