At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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