you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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