its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My feet surprised me
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