i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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