y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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