How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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