Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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