Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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