I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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