OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm bleeding and have questions
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