Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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