But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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