what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?