Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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