just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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