I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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