what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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