why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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