I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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