Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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