HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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