I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We're too hungover to prance.
tell me about the fingering
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