I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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