Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING