no, he came in my armpit
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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