My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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