Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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