i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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