Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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