Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
