There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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