your thong is hanging out like whoa
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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