Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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