windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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