fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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