Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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