So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
