he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Randomize
