quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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