ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
