Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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