Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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