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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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