Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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