where does the pee come out of this thing
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You are the jesus of drinking
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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