My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Someone shattered a urinal.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
