Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
This baby is an asshole
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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