Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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