You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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