but the lizard people decide everything anyway
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have aggressive nipples.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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