he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
