But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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