His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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