god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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