The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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