Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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