The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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